Shima's Blog

The character reminds me of me. Well, Forrest has a way of understanding things based on what his mama tells him, ''My mama always tells me life was like a box of chocolates; you'll never know what you'll get''.

Somehow momentarily, I'm him, trying to find myself that is right now, embroiled in situations I couldn't comprehend. It's been a month since I've quit my job. It's not the quitting that pulls me down, it's the part that I'm jobless for a month that agitates me. Oh, I've tried.. Apart from them telling me I'm overqualified or that I'm to serve under a contract-based job (again), I've got nothing more to invest myself into.

No worries, I'm not all that miserable *shucks*. Within a month, I'm quite surprised at how busy I was. Well, I've finally learned how to drive, getting my license soon (tee hee hee). Managed to balik kampung and wandered off in KL afterwards since I've no job to attend to. I sat for an exam for a PTD position (Pegawai Tadbir Diplomatik), which was not easy but I got through it. I hope it turns out well, because I'm really counting on it. I'm trying to manage the house and my garden. I did some online business selling clothes and I get to spend time with my loved ones.

Recently, I joined this Electric Therapy that my mum has been nagging for me to go for weeks. She's always bragging about how it works for her and that the facilitator is super funny and that the service is free, just need to go for 1/2 hour a day. So I went. It was urmm.. okay, I guess (having myself shocked for how many volts of electric). But I have to admit, I'm quite amazed. Some of the uncles & aunties that used to move around in wheelchairs due to stroke, are now walking slowly after 2 months or so going for therapy. Well, I'm going because it's free, so why not, right?

In short, I'm having mixed emotions. I'm not used to not working and do whatever I wanna do. Maybe I should let loose and see how things work out for me. As Forrest used to say, ''Stupid is as stupid does, ma'am''.

After 4 months of laboring myself at work, suddenly I thought ''It's been a long time since I've written something..'' - DUH. But seriously, I don't put as much status on Facebook, nothing excites me anymore, I don't read magz, newspapers, books, novels, not even brochures! Haih, I'm starting to think that I'm a boring person - no life, zip..zero!

So here I am, typing away my thoughts.

I NEED A NEW FRESH BREATH OF AIR

Some people would ask me, ''hey, you're going on a holiday?''. I'll just toss them a ''yeah'' and act as if I didn't just lie. The real story is, I'm quitting my current job. So I need a new one. Quitting is a problem and getting a new one is another.

A contract based job, where I have to work at 5am, for 12 hours a day, listening to some Australians whine about their problems, and getting pressured from my bosses, 3 weeks in advance to apply for a leave, being questioned for doing 1 hour OT even though the tasks were given by them, bla bla bla, sound like a messed up career. You might be thinking ''Alahh, normal la tuu''. Yeah, the job is normal but I'm starting to think that I'm not normal anymore.

Oh yeah, my team leader is a real pain in the ***. She's a good trainer but with a horrible attitude as well. How horrible? She'd be calling people every two seconds to tell them her thoughts, opinions or whenever she feels like screaming at someone. She would choose one of our colleague to badmouth about each other or how much she thinks that someone is stupid. Then she'll find another someone to criticize about that person who listened to her earlier. Finally, she'll make an intelligent assumption that everybody in the office are backstabbers. She'll have her own drama and make it sound as if she's the most pitiful one there. She'll then lament about people on Facebook, using uneducated words and criticizing people's religion and attitude (the irony). Seriously, I don't have problems with her, but I do pity her.. (Kurang kasih sayang kot.. Kesian..) Heh.

And so I'm quitting. I feel that I'm not healthy physically and emotionally there. By the end of the day I'm already tired, and after sleeping out of tiredness, I'll feel like puking before going off to work the next day. Ugh... For me, if I have to face this everyday for 12 hours, I'd better be paid fair enough.

IN A NUTSHELL

So yeah, I need a new fresh breath of air aka a new job, with no contract based, a permanent job, waking up early morning at 7am or 8am LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE DO and get to spend time with my family and friends at the end of the day. Simple life laaa...

So, which broken heart are you?

[Taken from Astrology.com]

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***A broken heart that yearns for a lost love can seem irreparable -- not just at the time, but for months afterwards. Some people never seem to get over the rejection or the loss. Yet others have that rubber ball quality that bounces them back to try, try again. Can you cultivate that never-say-never-again spirit? Some signs find it more difficult than others -- but healing is always possible.

The signs who experience feelings of abandonment the most are the possessive signs: Taurus, Cancer and Scorpio. Their grief is often mixed up with anger at being -- as they see it -- betrayed. So they need to mourn what is gone and then try to disentangle their intensely muddled feelings. Anger can morph into hatred and that is just as binding an emotion as love. These signs need to be careful about not getting themselves stuck in what truly belongs to the past.

Taurus dislikes their security being shaken, and although they appear placid, they can harbor dark thoughts that take a long time to eradicate. They need to jolt themselves onto a new forward track. Cancer hurts most of all since losing the beloved other feels as if part of their self has gone. They need to toughen up and move on.

Scorpio loves intensely -- and hates every bit as intensely. Their not-letting-go often involves vengeful thoughts. Of all the signs, mature Scorpio understands that life is a series of deep transformations that are a painful process of deconstructing the past and reconstructing a different future. Once they grasp that, it all becomes if not easier, then at least endurable.

The other two fixed signs –- Aquarius and Leo –- can hang around waiting for life to return to normal, since they expect the world to adapt to them rather than the other way round. But patience won’t bring back what’s gone, so they need to make the effort to adapt to the changed circumstance of being single and make the most of it. Leo will be nursing a bruised ego and dented pride, so will be fearful of a repeat experience. They need to be brave.

Capricorn and Virgo will sigh as if being rejected was what they expected and bury themselves in constant doing, over work and ambition just to console themselves that they can at least make a success of that. In doing so, they risk shutting down their earthy magnetism. They should go in for a major pampering regime of massages, spas, beauty treatments. If they keep their animal body happy a new mate will appear as if by magic.

Libra really is not happy without another half. They’ll be hurt but it will be mixed in with embarrassment at being humiliated in the eyes of their social circle. They are, however, masters at turning on the social charm even when wounded, so won’t be left on their own for long.

Pisces will just space out. If real life isn’t going to give them what they need, they’ll substitute their dream world where it’s always happily-ever-after. But they aren’t natural loners, so along the way someone will take pity on them and swoosh them off into another romance. They are good at being in the right place at the right time, so new romance will happen with very little effort.

Aries, Sagittarius and Gemini are the devil-may-care signs who hide their aching heart better than most and decide to make themselves feel better with a new romantic adventure. Aries definitely has that bouncing ball quality and can simply go for what they want, so they won’t be wallflowers for long. Gemini always has options up its sleeve, so if one goes down, they’ll have several other ports-of-call in mind. Sagittarius will decide to go off travelling and will likely find a new sizzling romance in the next harbor.

"The Eight of Chalices card suggests that my power today lies in space. I am true to myself and will only regret the chances I don't take to seek or follow my hearts desire. I turn away from or make a clean sweep of that which does not honor or sustain my passion and love, and in this, I am not afraid to be alone. I am empowered to move forward or make space and my gift is letting go."

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If you need it
Something I can give
I know I'd help you if I can
If your honest and you say that you did
You know that I would give you my hand
Or a sad song
In a lonely place
I'll try to put a word in for you
Need a shoulder? well if that's the case
You know there's nothing I wouldn't do ...

... Don’t throw it all away
You’re throwing it all away at the end of the day

Hah? Korang tension? Jangan stress.. Jom layan gelak besar macam budak nehh :D

Pic taken from - http://www.flickr.com/photos/johnmueller/112949167/sizes/l/

Suatu pagi yang indah di sebuah sekolah rendah, seorang guru yang begitu dedikasi mengajar murid-muridnya tentang bahaya minuman keras.

Sebelum memulakan mata pelajarannya pada hari itu, dia mengambil dua ekor cacing yang hidup, sebagai contoh kehidupan dan dua gelas yang berisi air mineral dan arak.

'Cuba perhatikan murid-murid, lihat bagaimana cikgu memasukkan cacing ini ke dalam gelas, perhatikan betul-betul. Cacing yang di sebelah kanan cikgu akan dimasukkan ke dalam air mineral, manakala cacing yg sebelah kiri akan cikgu masukkan ke dalam arak. Perhatikan ya murid-murid...'

Semua mata tertumpu pada kedua-dua ekor cacing itu. Seperti dijangkakan, cacing yang berada di dalam gelas berisi air berenang-renang di dasar gelas, manakala cacing yang di dalam arak tadi menggeletek lalu mati. Si cikgu tersenyum lebar apabila melihat murid-muridnya memberi sepenuh perhatian pada ujikajinya.

'Baiklah murid-murid, apa yang kamu dapat belajar daripada ujikaji sebentar tadi?'

Dengan penuh yakin, anak-anak muridnya menjawab, 'untuk mengelakkan cacing, kita hendaklah minum arak cikgu'

Cikgu: !!!

JENIS JENIS MOTOR

Motor paling moden-- Modenas

Motor ada hon -- Honda

Motor paling best -- Suzuki Best

Motor asyik nak menang je -- Modenas Jaguh

Motor paling tajam -- Modenas Kriss

Motor lagi tajam -- Modenas Kriss II

Motor paling cute -- Comel

Motor paling berahi -- Passion

Motor pandai karate -- Kawasaki Ninja

Motor Red Indian -- Tomahawk

Motor laju atas air -- Motobot

Motor boleh cakap lama-lama -- Motorola

DRAKULA

Pada suatu hari, drakula dibunuh dan dia dibawa berjumpa ahli sihir. Ahli sihir enggan membawanya masuk ke dalan gengnya kerana dosa-dosanya membunuh dan menghisap darah manusia.

''Saya akan beri kamu peluang utk menebus dosa kamu,'' kata ahli sihir. 'Saya akan hantar kamu ke bumi tapi bukan dlm bentuk manusia - benda bernyawa yang lain. Jadi apa yang kamu pilih?''

''Okay, aku nak jadi benda bernyawa yang bersayap dan menghisap darah..heh..heh''

Ahli sihir pun bersetuju dan menukar drakula menjadi kelawar. Ke bumi drakula pergi, terbang ke sana sini sehingga satu hari dia dibunuh seorang pekebun

Ahli sihir berkata ''aku akan beri satu lagi peluang, tetapi bukan sebagai manusia atau kelawar. Jadi apa pilihan kamu?''

Drakula menjawab ''Saya nak jadi jugak benda hidup yang bersayap dan menghisap darah!''

Ahli sihirpun menukarnya menjadi nyamuk. Tak lama di bumi, drakula dipenyekkan oleh mangsanya ketika dia menghisap darah. Drakula terasa sangat bodoh apabila berhadapan dengan ahli sihir buat kali ketiga.

''Aku akan beri kamu peluang untuk bertaubat'' kata ahli sihir. Tapi kali ini kamu hanya dapat menjadi benda yang tak bernyawa. So apa kali ini?''

Drakula masih berdegil ''Ok, ok...tolong jadikan saya kepada benda yang tak bernyawa, bersayap dan boleh menghisap darah...''

''Heh..heh..No problem,'' kata ahli sihir dengan sinis dan terus menukar Drakula menjadi Tuala Wanita Kotex Wing Maxi Pad.

KESIAN KAUM LELAKI

1) Kalau lelaki handsome pendiam, perempuan akan cakap ''wow! cool gila''...tetapi kalau bagi dia tak handsome, perempuan akan cakap ''eleh, perasan bagus je..''

2)Kalau lelaki handsome buat jahat, perempuan akan cakap ''well, nobody's perrrfect''..tetapi kalau lelaki tu bagi dia tak handsome, perempuan akan cakap ''memang dia jahat, muka pun macam rumah pecah!''

3)Kalau lelaki handsome bawak BMW, perempuan akan cakap ''matching! hebat luar dan dalam''..tapi kalau lelaki tu bagi dia tak hensem, ''excuse me, you punya bos mana?''

4) Kalau lelaki handsome mengorat perempuan, perempuan akan cakap ''wah! machonya, macam hero filem!''...tapi kalau dia dingorat oleh lelaki yang tak handsome baginya, perempuan akan cakap ''eee, pervert la you..shooh shooh''

--Haih..kesian kan? :P--

BAJU CINTA

Seorang nenek datang menziarahi rumah cucu perempuannya yang baru berkahwin. Setelah membunyikan loceng si nenek terkejut melihat cucu perempuannya membuka pintu tanpa seurat benang pun di badannya. Si nenek bertanya ''yang kau telanjang nie ngapa??''

Cucunya menjawab ''saya sedang menunggu suami sayang pulang dari kerja nie, nek. Inilah 'baju cinta' saya,''. Si nenek kehairanan, ''baju cinta??''

Si nenek faham kehendak cucunya. Dalam fikirannya, mungkin itu cara baru si isteri melayan sang suami. Lalu si nenek mendapat satu akal.

Sesampainya di rumah, si nenek tadi terus menanggalkan pakaiannya, berbedak dan memakai minyak wangi. Kemudian, dia menunggu si atuk pulang.

Beberapa ketika, si atuk pun pulang. Sebaik sahaja pintu dibuka, si atok terkejut ''Awat hang ni? dah buang tebiat??

Kata nenek ''inilah baju cinta saya bang...''

''Baju cinta??..Kok iyea pun, gosoklah baju tu dulu...nampak sangat kedutnya..." jawab si atuk.

CARA BETUL MENJAWAB TELEFON

1) Soalan: Halooo, boleh sayang bercakap dengan bapak awak? Jawapan: Nak cakap, cakap jela..buat apa tanya saya

2) Soalan: Haloo, mak ada rumah? Jawapan: Tak ada, rumah ni bapak yang beli.

3) Soalan: Haloo, tumpang tanya... Jawapan: Maaf. Ini bukan kaunter pertanyaan.

4) Soalan: Haloo, betul ke ini nombor 32252661? Jawapan: Cuba la dail sekali lagi. Kalau saya masih menjawab, betul la tu

REALITI SUAMI ISTERI

Sebelum tidur: (6 minggu) ''Selamat tidur sayaaaang. Mimpi indah2 ya. Mmmuaach!''...(6 bulan) ''Tolong matikan lampu tu, silau ahh''...(6 tahun) ''Krohhh, isk, sana sikit ahh, kalau tak mengepit tak boleh ke?''

Hadiah ulang tahun: (6 minggu) ''Sayang, I harap U suka cincin yang I beli untuk U nie''...(6 bulan) ''Nah, hadiah untuk besday, eh bukan, ulangtahun kita''...(6 tahun) ''Nih duit, U beli sendirilah apa yang U nak...''

Masakan: (6 minggu) ''Wah, tak sangka I yang U nie pandai masak. Sedapp pulak tuu!''...(6 bulan) ''Masak apa malam ni?''...(6 tahun) ''Lauk ni lagi??''

Baju baru: (6 minggu) ''Aduh sayang, U seperti bidadari dengan pakaian tu''...(6 bulan) ''Lahh..beli baju lagi?''...(6 tahun) ''Dah berapa ribu habis baju tu?''

Pergi holiday: (6 minggu) ''Jom jalan2 Amerika, honey''...(6 bulan) ''Kita jalan2 Bukit Bintang jela iyer, senang''...(6 tahun) ''Takyah, duduk rumah je...''

Tengok TV: (6 minggu) ''Baby, kita tengok citer favourite U malam ni okay''...(6 bulan) ''Alah, cerita U tu tahun depan pun ada, I nak tengok bola ni''...(6 tahun) ''Hello, jangan tukar-tukar boleh tak?''

About the movie:

Rambo III or usually called as 'Rambo in Afghanistan" was set in 1988, near the Soviet Union's involvement there. The story started about John Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) living a secluded life in a monastery in Thailand. When Rambo's close friend and mentor from the military, Colonel Trautman goes into Afghanistan and was captured by the Russians, Rambo was determined to rescue Trautman. Armed with only a few detonators and glow sticks, he met with a group of Mujaheddeen freedom fighters who agree to lead him across the borders of Afghanistan

What I like about the movie:

It is not one of those typical war movies where all they do is fight, tell history and win a war. In fact, Rambo III tried to convey a humanity message - about pain, value of life and struggle to fight for own rights. Even Rambo himself learned something very valuable from the Mujahedeen. It's worth the time to watch and to lament its message.

Favourite Scenes:

Funny remarks from Rambo

**John Rambo came to Afghanistan and met Moussa Gani for his fighting supplies
Moussa: Mr Griggs sent the supplies you asked for. You wish to see them now?
Rambo: Yeah...
Moussa: Is this what you asked for?
Rambo: Yeah...
Moussa: What are these things for? What are these?
Rambo: Detonators...
Moussa: And this? What is this for?
Rambo: [clicks the flourescent stick] It's blue light...
Moussa: Oh? What does it do?
Rambo: [blurrish look] It turns blue...
Afghan: [dumbfounded] I see...

Rambo pissed (he looked so cute, hehe)

Moussa: I do not know who you really are, but the way you look I can see you have no experience in war. Do you?
Rambo: ....
Moussa: C'mon, do you?
Rambo: I've fired a few shots...
Moussa: [Laughing] A few shots? [continues laughing] C'mon...Maybe you should go back home, and think it all over again -- for a very long time [haih..being sarcastic]
Rambo: [turns around and looked at him directly] I did think it over
Moussa: [stumped and scared, hehe] You did?
Rambo: [Nods]
Afghan: Well, ok. It's your choice

Siapa Di Luar?

Seorang penjenayah tua yg menyorok di pinggiran kampung sedang sakit tenat. Dia sedang berbaring di atas katil lusuhnya. Tiba-tiba terdengar ketukan keras di pintu luar.
“Siapa di luar?” teriak orang tua itu dengan ketakutan.
“Saya Malaikat Maut!”
“Oh, syukurlah. Saya ingat yang datang anggota Polis !”

B.I
Ayah: Apasal B.I kamu nie asyik dapat kosong jer…! Apasal hah?
Anak: Eh, ayah! Tu bukan kosong. Tadi cikgu adik dah kasi bintang banyak kat
bebudak lain. Ada dapat 5 bintang la, 4 bintang la. Bila turn adik jer, bintang dah
abis. Sebab tu cikgu bagi kat adik bulan.



Sudu
Doktor: Encik kena ambil 3 sudu ubat ni setiap hari.
Pesakit: Eh! tak boleh la doktor.
Doktor: Kenapa?
Pesakit: Rumah saya ada dua sudu jer.



Kena

Seorang ibu mahu mengundur kereta, seperti biasa dia cakap dengan anaknya. Anak dia ini baru berumur 8 tahun. Dia cakap “Mak nak undur kereta, kalau kena cakap ye!”
“Ok!” kata anak dia.
Si ibu pun undur keretanya.
“Lagi mak undur lagi” kata anak dia.
“Lagi lagi” kata anak dia.
Si ibu pun undur lagi, tiba-tiba “DAMM” kereta yg dia undur tu terlanggar
pokok kat belakang.
Anak dia pun menjerit” OK! Mak, dah kena!”

BACA NIE PULAK YEE

kisah 1:

Juliana : “Abang Mie… Jom la datang rumah… saya rindu la.. lagipun suami saya pergi oversea tadi..”
Helmi : “baiklah malam esok abang pergi tau… nanti pandai la abang tipu isteri abang tu..”
Juliana : “Oh ya.. sebelum datang esok.. abang cukur misai kasi licin dulu ye.. abang tahukan
Helmi : “Alamak… yang ni susah sikit.. isteri abang suka abang simpan misai ni nanti dia marah plak”
Juliana : “Alaaa… abang ni nak jumpa saya ke tak nie?”
Helmi : “oklah.. oklah.. Ana punya pasal.. apa saja abang sanggup”

Keesokan paginya, semasa Helmi hendak keluar untuk ke pejabat dia telah memesan kepada isterinya yang dia pulang lewat malam ini
kerana ada mesyuarat penting… dan di pejabatnya.. Helmi telah mencukur misainya sampai licin..
Jam 4 pagi ketika Helmi balik ke rumahnya… isterinya sudah tidur… Dengan perlahan Helmi salin baju dan naik ke tempat tidur…tiba-tiba isterinya tersedar lalu meraba-raba wajah Helmi yang licin itu dalam kegelapan… dan berkata… “Kenapa kau tak balik lagi Jalil… kejap lagi suami akak balik…!!”



kisah 2:

Teruna: “Akhirnya inilah saat yang aku tunggu sekian lama.”
Cewek: “Apakah kau rela kalau aku pergi?”
Teruna: “Tentu Tidak! Jangan sesekali kau berpikiran seperti itu.”
Dara: “Apakah kau mencintaiku?”
Teruna:: “Tentu! Selamanya akan tetap begitu.”
Dara: “Apakah kau pernah berlaku curang?”
Teruna: “Tidak! Aku tak akan sesekali melakukan hal seburuk itu.”
Dara: “Maukah kau menciumku?”
Teruna: “Ya…”
Dara: “Sayangku… Sesudah 5 tahun nikah…”

**Sila baca dari bawah ke atas.**


kisah 3:

3 orang kawan, Raja,Raju,Rajo…
tinggal di sebuah flet 60 tingkat..

pada suatu hari,
lif rosak… maka kena la pakai tangga..
Raja mencadangkan mereka bertiga menceritakan kisah yang sedih..
untuk menghilangkan penat..

Raja Start dulu..
“ketika aku didalam kandungan lagi.. bapa ku telah pergi meniggalkan ku..
buat selame lamenye..”
sedar2 mereke dah berade di tingkat 30..

Raju lak sambung..
“mak aku mati ketika melahir kan aku.. aku berase bersalah..”
mereke skrang berada di tingkat 50..

Rajo lak sambung..
“Tu tak bape sedih.. yang paling sedihnye.. cerite aku ni…
sebenarnye……
kunci rumah…
tertinggal kat dalam kerete..”
mereke skrang berade di tingkat 60…

Tanpe berfikir panjang..
Raja dan Raju terus mencampak Rajo ke luar flet..